Posted: 11/03/2017 at 14:37
Verdun, in this media world you are Guilty until proven innocent, used to be T'other way round when I was a lad so many moons ago. Standing to attention in front of the captain explaining why it was impossible to have been doing 60mph along the Canal road in a 1936 Leyland Hippo. He said right let us go and try it. He got flat our on the long runway and registered 29mph. Charge dismissed, he could not know I had seen the only downhill bit of the road coming whipped to top speed knocked it out of gear and flew past two MP's in a Jeep at high speed, their faces were a picture.
I would also guess Verdun you did not know about that CCTV camera in the mirror fixed to the bedroom ceiling above the bed, it recorded you furtively creeping up on the said bar of chocolate with the picture of the milk jug with the big--- oer wrong setting sorry anyway purloining said bar and making off shiftily and later seen with chocolate smeared face.
By the time that Amazon of a Policewoman gets you to Pendennis Castle Dungeons you will have confessed all.
I am available as Counsel at a fee of course though I warn you the speeding charge was the only one I ever won.