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Plum tree pruning

Posted: 19/02/2017 at 03:53

DURING THE GROWING SEASON, PLUM TREES FORM A TYPE OF RESIN WHICH SEALS CUTS AND WOUNDS.


WHEN THEY ARE DORMANT,THEY DON'T PRODUCE THIS RESIN.


IF YOU PRUNE A PLUM TREE WHEN IT IS ACTIVELY GROWING, IN THE SUMMERTIME, THE WOUND WILL BE SEALED WITH THE RESIN AND INFECTION PREVENTED.


PLUM TREES ARE SUSCEPTIBLE TO A DISEASE CALLED SILVER LEAF. SILVER LEAF ENTERS THE TREE THROUGH CUTS. IF YOU PRUNE A PLUM TREE WHEN IT IS NOT ACTIVELY GROWING, IT CAN'T SEAL THE WOUNDS AND SILVER LEAF MIGHT ENTER.


ACTIVELY GROWING MEANS THAT THE SAP IS RISING, LEAVES ARE BEING PRODUCED, THE BRANCHES ARE GETTING LONGER ETC.


SPRINGTIME IS A BIT OF A LONG PERIOD SO MAKE SURE THAT THE TREE IS GROWING AWAY STRONGLY TOWARDS THE END OF SPRINGTIME

Best cli

Posted: 18/02/2017 at 23:03

CLIMBING ARTHUR BELL.

Resurrected Seven

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 19:55

FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS THEY GOT ME IN EVERY FORTNIGHT. NOW I GO EVERY FOUR OR FIVE MONTHS.


IT'S THE SAME PROCEDURE AS GIVING BLOOD TO THE BLOOD BANK.  I EVEN GET THE CUP OF TEA. THEY JUST THROW MY SAMPLE OUT AFTERWARDS.


YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU WILL FEEL THE EFFECTS TOMORROW.....

Resurrected Seven

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 19:44

PICKFORD HOUSE? EMPTY I THINK.


THE REMOVAL MEN TOOK EVERYTHING.



SORRY, I DUNNO. ONLY BEEN TO DERBY ONCE, ON A DAY TRIP, AND SPENT MY WHOLE TIME LOST AND TRYING TO FIND THE CHARABANC AGAIN. DIDN'T SEE A THING.

Resurrected Seven

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 19:03

THEY DO INDEED TAKE A WHOLE ARMFUL RB. TONY HANCOCK WOULD AGREE.


I THINK, BUT I HAVE NEVER GONE INTO THE LITERALLY GORY DETAILS WITH ANYONE, THAT MY BLOOD CELLS, THOUGH MULTIPLYING LIKE FLEAS ON A DOG, ARE INCOMPETENT (NO LAUGHING AT THE BACK) PERHAPS NEVER REACHING MATURITY BUT ALWAYS STAYING SMALL AND FAIRLY USELESS AT CARRYING OXYGEN AROUND THE BODY.


I HAVE CONSIDERED ASKING THEM IF THEY WOULD LET ME DO SOMETHING WITH IT SUCH AS MAKING A BLACK PUDDING MAYBE OR A COPY OF THAT DAMIEN HIRST (?) SCULPTURE BUT I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD LET ME DO THAT.

Resurrected Seven

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 17:53

RB, COMMISERATIONS ON THE PHONE CALLING PROBLEMS. 


I HATE THAT HOT EAR SYNDROME. COULD NEVER HAVE HAD ONE OF THOSE JOBS WHERE YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ON THE PHONE.


BETTER LUCK TOMORROW.

Resurrected Seven

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 17:40

MU, NO, NO, NO, DON'T DO A PANSY. LORD I AM STILL ACHING.


AND TO CAP IT ALL I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TODAY TO DONATE MORE BLOOD TO THE RUBBISH BIN. IT'S SUCH A SHAME THEY CAN'T USE IT - I'M CHURNING THE STUFF OUT BY THE BUCKETFUL. ANYWAY, NOW GOT A SORE LEFT ARM TO TOP UP THE REST OF ME.

Has Trump completely lost the plot?

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 17:37
Johnny canoe says:

"FALSE NEWS" ? Do you mean fake news? lol


NO, I MEANT FALSE NEWS, IN THE WAY THAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT FALSE TEETH NOT FAKE ONES.


YOU SAID THAT YOU THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A NICE GARDENING SITE. I WAS TRYING, WITH A BIT OF BRITISH UNDERSTATEMENT AND IRONY, TO SUGGEST THAT IT CAN BE NICE BUT IT CAN BE NOT NICE. FALSE NOT FAKE.


ANYWAY, NO MATTER.


Farm Shops

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 13:24

I'VE BEEN TO PLENTY BUT I'VE NEVER FOUND ONE SELLING A FARM YET.


IT'S A SWIZZ.

Has Trump completely lost the plot?

Posted: 16/02/2017 at 13:21

WHADDAYA MEAN IT'S A NICE GARDENING SITE?


FALSE NEWS.

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