Posted: Yesterday at 14:18
That reminds me of the old joke about the two boot makers in Rome. The Pope was wanting some new shoes so he asked them both for quotations. Mr Cohen quoted 200 lire(it was before the European union)and Mr O'Malley quoted 220. After he had got the job and made the new shoes for the Pope, Mr Cohen proudly put up a sign saying "Cohen Brothers. Cobblers to the Pope"
Next day, Mr O'Malley put up a sign of his own - "B***s to the Chief Rabbi"
Sorry for any offence caused.