Pottie Pam

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Oh Joe, I feel for you. I hate workmen in, even worse when you wait all day for them to come. You can't even escape to the garden this weather.

PP

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Can't fool Geoff 

Becks....... Balloon sweets and party blower.

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Becks.......Torch

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That's my OH.

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Good morning all,

Been AWOL a few days. Hope I haven't been expelled.

Geoff .......Robin?

Off to make a blackberry and apple pudding. Really feel like something sweet.

Be with you all later.

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sotongeoff wrote (see)

Pam-I hope being woken up by a cockerel is not another euphemism.......................

Geoffrey really 

Good morning everyone.

Could your bird be a female bullfinch , Bjay?

Just ordered my Christmas present to myself. Four tonne of gravel for the drive. I might regret that later on as it will be me spreading it about.

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Good morning Geoff,

My cockerel woke me up about half five. Lovely moon so maybe it woke him early.

Gone back to bed with a coffee and watching the lovely skies.

Looking forward to going outside today and clearing the rest of the falling photinia and cutting the dahlias down and covering them with bracken. Someone forcast the coldest winter for a hundred years so hope they survive. Looks like it's going to be a lovely day, sunny but cold.

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Oh,Jean, that's terrible. No wonder Becks is feeling poorly if she was allowed to dry out. 

Another alternative, Geoff. I could always have my body made into a diamond or even a box of pencils.

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Good afternoon all,

Lovely upholstery job, Inka.

Sorry you and Jess aren't too well, Becks. Have you still got potatoes growing for Christmas?

I didn't realise nail clippings went to make up cliffs. Is that why the sands in the cliffs are different colours? Was it to do with the shades of nail vanish that were in fashion at the time.

I'm amazed how quickly dead bodies of birds and animals disappear. We often see  road casualties but rarely animals that have died naturally.  I suppose we should be grateful to scavengers like foxes and buzzards also maggots or we'd be knee deep in bodies.

I saw a programme once about vultures in a certain area becoming rare and the people who followed the Pharsi religion left bodies out for the vultures instead of burying. I'd be quite happy to be disposed of this way. It would save the horredous cost of a funeral. I might have a word with the council to make sure this is okay.

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Beautiful, Becks. I hope you haven't got a key meter

Is that what you call yours, Geoff?