Shrinking Violet

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All Things Bright and Beautiful

Posted: 13/05/2014 at 15:49

It's not often that you laugh at a funeral - but we did today at the funeral of a dear friend.  He loved (and had been trained in) all things horticultural, and his allotment was an example of perfection.  That probably had something to do with his career in the army after the gardening training.

The hymn that had us all smiling (including the Rector) was a spin on All Things Bright and Beautiful.  I don't know where the words originated - but I've told OH that I want this at my demise!  Hope it brings smiles to many faces - and there may be someone out there who knows from whence it came.

All things bright and beautiful

All creatures great and small.

All things wise and wonderful

The Lord God made them all.


But what we never mention

Though gardeners know it's true

Is when he made the goodies,

He made the baddies too!


All things spray and swattable

Disasters great and small.

All things paraquatable

The Lord God made them all.


The fungus on the goosegogs,

The club root on the greens,

The slugs that eat the lettuce

And chew the aubergines!


All things spray and swattable . . .


The fly that gets the carrots,

The wasp that eats the plums,

how black gardener's outlook,

Though green may be his thumbs!


All things spray and swattable . . .


But still we gardeners labour

midst vegetables and flowers

And pray what hits our neighbours

Will somehow bypass ours.


All things bright and beautiful,

All creatures great and small.

All things wise ad wonderful

The Lord God made them all.


(Sorry about the double spacing - I can't seem to do it any other way)

btw the original hymn was penned in the nearby village of Dunster - so its inclusion today seems doubly apt.


What can I do with my spring flowering bulbs?

Posted: 08/05/2014 at 19:17

I also grow my spring bulbs in containers.  Feed them with tomato fertiliser and let them die back naturally.  You can either leave them in the container or place them in a trench or pot, covered with soil/compost while they gradually die down.

What I have found works well is (1) label them!  You think you'll remember what they are but . . .  (2) remove the dead foliage and put the bulbs into the legs of old tights.  Don't pack them in too tightly, but then hang them up (an airy cool shed or garage is ideal) and the air will circulate and prevent mould forming on the bulbs.  Then, in the autumn, they can be re-planted. 

Be aware that some tulips are better at this than others.  Queen of the Night is, I believe, rather difficult to keep year on year - and I've never had real success with it.  But Negrita, also a dark burgundy/black is more likely to succeed.


Good luck!

Best Compost 2013

Posted: 02/05/2014 at 22:35

I bought three Levington's MP compost this year, and was bitterly disappointed.  In fact, I was so upset that, having had to sieve it all to make it usable, I sent a letter of complaint (and samples of sieved-out twigs/grit/glass/stones etc).  They replied and graciously sent me a voucher for other products, assuring me that they were looking into sourcing material for compost that would overcome such problems.  But it has been hard work trying to make the compost fit for purpose!

Grow Wild - Campaign to get UK people to grow more native wild flowers

Posted: 30/04/2014 at 19:33

Jim - thanks for that!  Like I said - it all got me thinking, hence my words of caution - no more, no less.

You obviously have a lot more knowledge than I (and, presumably, GG) so I'd be interested to look at your thesis some time.  Assuming of course that I could get to grips with it! 

(No - not a sarcastic reference or a criticism - honestly, I would value extra info on the subject)

btw I live in a village that had a new road/housing development. recently.  "They" decided that a "wildflower" planting would enhance the village.  But they actually meant (or the Orchard Committee meant, but no-one else seemed to understand) a seed mix of wildflowers and annuals, to prolong the flowering season.  But they (committee, council and all other numpties) didn't seem to comprehend that such planting required quite a bit of annual maintenance, the use of chemicals on a grand scale and that it was not entirely suitable for the location.

Today we have vast weed verges, a few unloved apple seedlings (hence the Orchard committee's involvement) and no-one taking responsibility for what is a total mess. 

(Perhaps now you see my concern about "wild flower planting" without proper understanding etc.  And I don't claim proper understanding!)

Grow Wild - Campaign to get UK people to grow more native wild flowers

Posted: 30/04/2014 at 15:11

I absolutely take your point Peanuts - I was just offering a word of caution given the article I had read.  And thanks, Obelixx for posting the link.

I hope that there are lots more wild flowers in the country as a whole - and I hope that there isn't too much disappointment if some are less easy to germinate than others.

Like I said in my post - it certainly was an article that got me thinking!





Grow Wild - Campaign to get UK people to grow more native wild flowers

Posted: 29/04/2014 at 22:48

May I offer a word or two of caution?  There was an interesting article on just this subject in the Weekend section of the Daily Telegraph last Saturday, written by Germaine Greer.

She is extremely knowledgeable and points out that many of the wild flower seeds require diverse habitats.  Throwing a mixed pack of seeds in one place is likely to cause disappointment, since cornflowers, corn cockles and corn marigolds, for example, require different conditions from hedge bedstraw or red campion.  The clue is in the name - and she urges caution, suggesting it would be more beneficial, perhaps, to persuade local authorities to be less cavalier with the clearance of roadside verges etc. if we really do want to encourage wild flowers.

I love to see them - but her article certainly got me thinking.

Sorry - I don't know how to do a link to the actual article, but hopefully it is still available on-line.





Lawn disaster

Posted: 21/03/2014 at 12:03

Thanks Welshonion - tempting though it is to offer no advice - it's a bit difficult when I'm asked and pushed for an answer and/or an opinion.  Whether or not the advice is followed is another matter

Incidentally, after the wet, long winter, there are patches of my own lawn looking a bit sorry for themselves.  But I shall try the pre-germination of seed before I re-seed where necessary.  And may follow Verdun's advice, too, regarding the temporary covering with fleece.

Lawn disaster

Posted: 19/03/2014 at 19:47

Hi Verdun - many thanks for your suggestions.  It is roughly what I would have recommended, so I will try to see if I can make some headway with neighbour.

A friend of mine suggested pre-germinating grass seed in damp, not wet, compost to deter birds etc,  I'll see if this also helps.

Lawn disaster

Posted: 19/03/2014 at 17:29

All ideas gratefully received!  My neighbour's front garden has a sumach tree and a conifer of some description, and a couple of years ago she "cleared" all the surrounding soil and had turf laid.

I said at the time that these two trees (together with a few random shrubs) would suck moisture out of the soil, and that unless the additional problem of rampant wild garlic was properly controlled ie killed with glysophate, there would be future problems.

I hate to say that I'm right - but I am! 

Around the conifer is a wide circle of dead ex-grass.

The sumach has sucked the life out of the soil.

The wild garlic is rampant.

So NOW I am asked for advice - and my temptation is to say "start again from scratch".  However, it is a rented property, and she is loath to embark on an expensive  solution that would involve a lot of hard work.

Is there an easy answer?  I don't think so.  The garden is south-facing, but is at the front of the property and partly shaded by a front wall. 

If I was going to lay a lawn, this is not where I would do it.  But . . .

Planting help needed

Posted: 24/01/2014 at 21:36

Hi Mike Allen - yes, it does seem perverse, doesn't it?  A barrel, properly treated etc. is designed to hold liquid - but once it's planted with compost etc. it is prone to rot!  But if treated with respect, it can last for many years - and is one of the best looking planters you can have imo. 

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