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Posted: 21/12/2012 at 15:02

Perhaps Sky will give you something for the inconvenience always worth a shot

So how much have you lost Bjay?

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Posted: 21/12/2012 at 14:24

We need to get off this page it is making my eyes funny


Some cracking cracker jokes-there might even some new ones ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Top 10 cracker jokes for Christmas 2012

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling

What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come.

What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys

What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

What bird is always out of breath? A puffin

What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents? Shell-fish

What do you drain your carrots with at Christmas? An advent colander

What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train

Fork Handles

Posted: 21/12/2012 at 13:48

Forgot -OH -went to Asda and picked up large joints of beef and pork with around 75 % off-cut into smaller joints and frozen- and she went on the bus so no transport costs

That is the sort of shopping chaps like

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Posted: 21/12/2012 at 13:14

Oh no squiffy page again-must be the celebration of the magic15,000

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Posted: 21/12/2012 at 12:20

Have done another garden tidy-up-in the sunshine it is lovely -like Spring and took a bag of snails to the waste bin at the end of the road-as you do

Well another end of the world has past-till the next-time-

Poor Becks and Jess

This could mean a whole new wardrobe in the new year Lottie-was it only 12 months ago you were going new job-hunting

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Posted: 21/12/2012 at 10:49

Have been mud-turning in the chicken run-it is the bit by the door that gets it worse-the cover works pretty well-more rain for tomorrow-you have been warned

Bev and Nola-will you be joining in more over the hols?

Jean-you are a fool-I've got 30 minutes to fulfill my bucket list-

Lets hope  Becks makes it back from Communicado today-that must be where she was yesterday


Posted: 21/12/2012 at 10:41

Alan-it was me

EDIT-You've noticed now


Posted: 21/12/2012 at 07:51

No-you cant plant it in the conventional sense-it is a parasite and grows in trees-you can often see mistletoe now, high up in leafless trees

To get it to grow is quite a hit and miss affair-this probably explains it better than I can

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Posted: 21/12/2012 at 07:46

Are we still here?

Oh goody

Todays mystery choc is not a man or a woman

It is getting light-overslept

Plant Apple Tree

Posted: 20/12/2012 at 19:56

The trouble with planting in the winter is picking the right moment-not when the ground is waterlogged-like now, or frozen like 10 days ago

Other than that it is a good time as the tree itself is dormant-you must stake it firmly-though.

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