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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 16:47

Excuse me -you are as old as you feel-today I feel like a 21 year old

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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 16:43

I think it has to sell now -whilst the topic is in the news-probably quite a small window of time-there are rumours that e-bay may ban the sale of JS related material

Try this one for the ladeeez~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

10 Reasons Why a Woman WOULD LIKE to Be Santa Claus
  1. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office.
  2. No one would bother to ask Santa Claus for a ride to work.
  3. Buy one big brown belt and you'd be accessorized for life.
  4. You'd always work in sensible footwear.
  5. You'd never be expected to make the coffee.
  6. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would remind everyone who is the boss.
  7. Juggling work and family would be easy.  All your children would adore you; even your teenagers would want to sit in your lap.
  8. You'd never take the wrong coat on your way home.
  9. You could grow a tummy the size of Texas and consider it a job requirement of a funny Santa Claus.
  10. No one would ask to see your job description.



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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 16:31

If found same pate in the fridge yesteday-have started dipping my finger in it

Still got 3 watchers on the book

And there's more~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Tragedy begets comedy


Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

The third man answered "They're Carol's."

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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 16:23

That is why the speed bumps are -I think-to catch the kerb crawlers so they can't get away

A christmas joke-I have nicked~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Santa's Bad Day

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 16:19

Has that film got a "U" certificate Becks-we have a certain area the other side of town-it has speed bumps so the police can catch speeding drivers-or so I have been told

Too early for decs yet and advent calendars-but the Christmas adverts on tv are in full swing

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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 15:40

Caz-cannot see any changes today-our request for extra smilies- doesn't seem to have got anywhere yet

Nola-just a toe dipping exercise-I know now what it is worth and the sales prospects-will need to make a decision at the end of the week whether to take the next step-very scary

More home baking going on?-have checked locker but the cupboard is bare

I must see to the the garden this week -now the frost has zapped most things

Kate might have been naughty and kept in after school?

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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 15:03

The estate agent has been-(what do I do next? smiley)

What have I missed?

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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 13:52

I knew there was something techie-the only thing wrong with putting all things in one place is that if something goes wrong you lose the lot-nowadays stuff is so much more reliable that in the days of valves and transistors-but when it goes wrong it seems like a disaster


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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 13:37


I'm having unsucked eggs for dinner tonight--OH gone swimming again this afternoon as well and then there is tonight as well

Becks don't you have to get some code to transfer broadband stuff??-did you get your items on e-bay?

Have a dig for me Lottie

Flo is MIA

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Posted: 06/11/2012 at 13:12

You wonder where these phrases come from-has anybody seen anybody- let alone grandmother's sucking eggs- perhaps they have to take their teeth out first?

If you go to Incommunicado on Friday Becks we shall be worried about what is going on


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