You can buy lots of devices for sharpening secateurs -check on-line or at DIY store
Most small hardware shops will have a sharpening service or will send them way to be sharpened-it just depends on cost if it worth having it done
When the foliage start dying back-but you haven't asked anything?
Has anybody sampled Becks' cake yet?
Caz-heating now working properly?-I bet the first thing you did this morning was feel the radiator?
Guy fawkes names-
sparkler,banger,rocket damp squib,roman candle,ooh,aah,lightuptheskywithstandard fireworks
The mirror idea sounds the best option-look in charity shops,car boot sales etc
Well that is disappointing-all my illusions have been shattered
Another big business in trouble here-Comet this time
Needs must and so-on-is it anything like Grange Hill, Greyfriars or Waterloo Road ?
I would resign immediately
What shall you be teaching?
Kate-that is sad and good news-I'm sad but happy for you
What is the job?