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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 12:02

Kate-there was nothing to be scared of-there is no such thing as ghosts- I know as I have seen every episode of Scooby -doo

And now for your delight some ghost -jokes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
    A: Dayscare centers.
  • Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
    A: Bamboo.
  • Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
    A: Boo boos.
  • Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
    A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
  • Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
    A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
  • Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
    A: The roller ghoster.
  • Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
    A: At the ghost-ery store.
  • Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
    A: At the ghost office.
  • Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
    A: Booberries.
  • Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
    A: A dead end !
  • Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
    A: A boo-loney sandwich !
  • Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
    A: Transparents !
  • Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
    A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
  • Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
    A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
  • Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
    A: Because you can see right through them !
  • Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
    A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
  • Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
    A: They read the sheet music !
  • Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
    A: Frightday !
  • Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
    A: High sghoul !
  • Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
    A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
  • Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
    A: Hoblin Goblin.
  • Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
    A: A terror-dactyl !
  • Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
    A: The spooksperson !
  • Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
    A: Howdo you boo, sir?
  • Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
    A: Boo boo's!
  • Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
    A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
  • Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team ?
    A: The ghoulie !
  • Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
    A: In the moaning.
  • Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
    A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
  • Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
    A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
  • Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
    A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
  • Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
    A: Soul music !
  • Q: Where do ghosts live ?
    A: In a terrortory !
  • Q: What color are ghosts?
    A: BOOOO!
  • Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
    A: Just before someone screams !
  • Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
    A: A roller ghoster!
  • Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
    A: Sheet belts !
  • Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
    A: Ghoulash !
  • Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
    A: The eeriest !

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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 11:41

I didn't allow for the time difference between Swansea and Southampton-but all in all not a bad prediction as I went for 9.15-what was the prize again?

So other that all the dirt- did he say what has gone wrong?

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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 11:27

We can all move to Flo's village- they have plays,belly-dancing and funguys

As someone with little talent it is nice that some have the nerve to have a go but it might be a cruel awakening-still if you don't try you don't know

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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 10:31

I think you will find Flo that for a comparatively small fee postman deliver letters-or is this a new business enterprise?

Jean -you will probably see a lot more of your daughter than you think-there will be lots of decorating that will need doing

I can feel a moustache of the day theme emerging

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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 10:23

Kate-just cut the lobelia down to the ground there should be a rosette?-that is next years potential-and should get bigger or you can divide

Dolores Umbridge wrote (see)


 Just get an occassional Bang at the weekend. 

Oh my giddy aunt


Posted: 31/10/2012 at 10:02

A couple of ideas-----

Amelanchier canadensis-white flowers good autumn leaf colour

there are many varieties of flowering cherries for small gardens also



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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 09:43

Oh no -dead badger-Dickie Davis may have lost his hair-piece

Confectionary of the day


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Posted: 31/10/2012 at 07:09

All in hand-I will even display my sparklers

-note to self- seek advice about the crystal ball.

This morning I shall do the usual- and wave the workers off


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Posted: 30/10/2012 at 21:11

Caz-at 12.57 there will be a phone call saying they are running late and will be there in 2 hours-or looking in my crystal ball I predict they will be there at 9.15

Sounds like a fun day out for all Becks topped by fish and chips-so TV is just smoking mirrors after all

A sing-along firework

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Posted: 30/10/2012 at 20:44

 I like the Katy Perry song 






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