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Kate-there was nothing to be scared of-there is no such thing as ghosts- I know as I have seen every episode of Scooby -doo

And now for your delight some ghost -jokes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

• Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
  A: Dayscare centers.
• Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
  A: Bamboo.
• Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
  A: Boo boos.
• Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
  A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
• Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
  A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
• Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
  A: The roller ghoster.
• Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
  A: At the ghost-ery store.
• Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
  A: At the ghost office.
• Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
  A: Booberries.
• Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
  A: A dead end !
• Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
  A: A boo-loney sandwich !
• Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
  A: Transparents !
• Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
  A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
• Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
  A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
• Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
  A: Because you can see right through them !
• Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
  A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
• Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
  A: They read the sheet music !
• Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
  A: Frightday !
• Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
  A: High sghoul !
• Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
  A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
• Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
  A: Hoblin Goblin.
• Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
  A: A terror-dactyl !
• Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
  A: The spooksperson !
• Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
  A: Howdo you boo, sir?
• Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
  A: Boo boo's!
• Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
  A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
• Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team ?
  A: The ghoulie !
• Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
  A: In the moaning.
• Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
  A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
• Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
  A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
• Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
  A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
• Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
  A: Soul music !
• Q: Where do ghosts live ?
  A: In a terrortory !
• Q: What color are ghosts?
  A: BOOOO!
• Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
  A: Just before someone screams !
• Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
  A: A roller ghoster!
• Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
  A: Sheet belts !
• Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
  A: Ghoulash !
• Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
  A: The eeriest !

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I didn't allow for the time difference between Swansea and Southampton-but all in all not a bad prediction as I went for 9.15-what was the prize again?

So other that all the dirt- did he say what has gone wrong?

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We can all move to Flo's village- they have plays,belly-dancing and funguys

As someone with little talent it is nice that some have the nerve to have a go but it might be a cruel awakening-still if you don't try you don't know

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I think you will find Flo that for a comparatively small fee postman deliver letters-or is this a new business enterprise?

Jean -you will probably see a lot more of your daughter than you think-there will be lots of decorating that will need doing

I can feel a moustache of the day theme emerging

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Kate-just cut the lobelia down to the ground there should be a rosette?-that is next years potential-and should get bigger or you can divide

Dolores Umbridge wrote (see)

 

 Just get an occassional Bang at the weekend. 

Oh my giddy aunt

blossom

A couple of ideas-----

Amelanchier canadensis-white flowers good autumn leaf colour

http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/plants/plant_finder/plant_pages/1705.shtml

there are many varieties of flowering cherries for small gardens also

http://www.rhs.org.uk/Plants/RHS-Publications/Journals/The-Garden/Past-Issues/2011-issues/April/Cherries-for-small-gardens

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Oh no -dead badger-Dickie Davis may have lost his hair-piece

Confectionary of the day

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All in hand-I will even display my sparklers

-note to self- seek advice about the crystal ball.

This morning I shall do the usual- and wave the workers off

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Caz-at 12.57 there will be a phone call saying they are running late and will be there in 2 hours-or looking in my crystal ball I predict they will be there at 9.15

Sounds like a fun day out for all Becks topped by fish and chips-so TV is just smoking mirrors after all

A sing-along firework

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 I like the Katy Perry song 

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