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Have just has a new variation on the spam scammmers-this one is about how you pay bills and there is a problem processing a payment-Talk Talk in this case-fine if you don't have a Talk Talk account to pay but say you did?

Seaweed

There is a common misconception about the tide-line and what can be removed-I will repeat- it may be considered a criminal offence.

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Space Cadets-how can people be so gullible?-wasn't Derren this time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets_%28TV_series%29

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I like a bit of Derren -wasn't there a spoof programme a few years back that convinced people that they were on a space mission and then there was the one about the passenger landing a plane?

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No hate snow-well hate winter-such a grouch

I think we need to find you that sugar daddy Becks-so please check your cyberlocker

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Becks did you get anywhere with holiday plans for next year or is it still a dream?

Leggi-why do you like walking in the rain?-that is like playing in the snow another no-no

Sinking  just once is progress in my eyes

Seaweed

Can I just give a word of warning-collecting seaweed may be considerd a criminal offence it is taken without the permission of the land owner whoever that may be.

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Do not try this at home

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You may be suffering from a serious addiction-for which there is no cure

I like this one~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"!Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.

When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'

Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'

'Calm down, Elaine!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful?  What 4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'"

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Becks

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