Right -having lightened the mood-slightly- did anyone read about the blind man who got tasered for carrying a white stick-the police for it was a sword-there had been reports of someone seen carrying a sword-he wants the policeman charged with manslaughter-there seems to be a slight flaw in the argument?
Becks-don't know -just copied it-perhaps Guy is a pseudonym for Grace?
Quite honestly-you can't kill a buddleia-I have pruned in autumn and in the spring-it still comes back
To me it doesn't make much difference-so would do it now
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his mother used to make. I didn't make the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked him one
Like his mother used to do.
Here is a copy of Mummy's note, the next day, for the teacher:
Dear Miss Greenwood,
That is not a dance pole on stage in a dancing club. I work at B&Q and that's me selling a shovel.
Yours faithfully, Sarah Fogarty.
Video of the day
Jo-I am puzzled -how did the windscreen washers get filled up over the years-did the fairies do it?
Have you got the corms?
I think the reservoirs must now be full,the rivers flowing, all is well with the world- no hosepipe bans next year
Isn't this all part of Dave's master plan-you can now shoot a burglar but can't kick him to death as lies bleeding on the floor?
Soon be time for paper-chains