Posted: 02/07/2012 at 10:22
I will go first-but some may get kicked out for being rowdy
Simon Cowell of course-because he will bring expensive wine and lots of gossip
Michael Mcintyre-to make us laugh
Fred Trueman-so he can tell what it were like in ur day
Amy from TOWIE for the glamour -but must not speak
Captain Kirk with captain slog that we hear so much about
Norris from Corrie-just because
Mrs Mills to play the piano
Joan Rivers for the filth
Roy and Hayley will provide the catering