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GardenIng jokes

Posted: 29/09/2013 at 14:24

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GardenIng jokes

Posted: 29/09/2013 at 14:24

The manager of a garden centre overhears one of his nurseryman talking to a customer. ‘No, we haven’t had any of that in ages,’ says the nurseryman. ‘And I don’t know when we’ll be getting any more.’ The customer leaves and the manager walks over to give him a telling off. ‘Never tell a customer we can’t get them something,’ he says. ‘Whatever they want we can always get it on order and deliver it. D’you understand?’ The nurseryman nods. ‘So what did he want?’ asks the manager. ‘Rain,’ replies the nurseryman.

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 29/09/2013 at 14:23

A little boy goes up to Old Ned the gardener and says, ‘What do you put on your rhubarb?’ ‘Well, usually rotted horse manure,’ replies Old Ned. ‘We have custard.’ says the little boy.

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 29/09/2013 at 14:21

A small boy is helping his grandfather dig up potatoes. ‘What I want to know,’ he says, ‘is why you buried the damn things in the first place.’

Still got problems with Forum

Posted: 29/09/2013 at 12:29

Response emails are working for me.

Daddy long legs - a serious problem?

Posted: 29/09/2013 at 04:40

Well said, Verdun. Not to mention the millions flying about in thousands of aeroplanes daily spewing out toxic fumes just under the ozon layer!

Thank you to Tech team

Posted: 28/09/2013 at 07:32

Thanks from me too. Never has my cache been emptied so often!

Current problems with forum and login

Posted: 27/09/2013 at 20:03

Seems OK here too, thanks Daniel!

Pear tree infection

Posted: 27/09/2013 at 14:02
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Juniperus chinensis

Pear rust spores are carried and spread mainly by Juniperus chinensis.

If you have any of these near your trees, get rid of them. In Switzerland these have to be reported to the local councils who then come to eradicate them.

See also the following site:

http://www.sylva.org.uk/treewatch/pearRust

 

 

Purple podded runner beans

Posted: 27/09/2013 at 09:38

Very interesting BGL, shame I'm not in the UK, otherwise I would join your website. However, have bookmarked it, and will check it regularly. Particularly liked the composting info.

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