The Doctor

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Fork Handles

Posted: 21/08/2012 at 20:11

I love Christmas, only because it's my birthday the day after.

Fork Handles

Posted: 21/08/2012 at 17:22

Tonight i will mostly be eating what fresh has been reduced in ASDA

Fork Handles

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 21:41

No Becks I haven't I drank it all on Friday night  I've been going cross eyed reading's T&C for another thread and blimey, reading that and their complains on facebook and on How these people are still trading i have no idea.


Beware of

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 21:29

This is on their T&C page

    1. If anything you receive from us is faulty or damaged we will replace it free of charge or fully refund the cost, reimbursing the postage if we have requested its return. Please contact us within 7 days to inform us of the problem. In the unlikely event that you are not entirely satisfied with anything, you can still return it in unused condition within 30 days (1 month) for a full refund, although in this case return postage costs are not normally reimbursed. In both cases, before returning anything please contact customer services.
    2. All our plants should reach you in the same excellent condition as they left us. If you are dissatisfied in any way with their condition on delivery, please contact us within 7 days and we will arrange a replacement. Please take a photograph so that there is no doubt as to the plant's condition on arrival and please bear in mind that plants will look different depending on what time of year it is.
    3. This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.
  1. Plant Guarantee
    1. All our seeds are selected by our own experts to ensure high germination, quality and purity. All plants and bulbs are hand checked before despatch and will be in good condition at the time of delivery and true to type.
    2. Our plants are all guaranteed for 30 days from receipt. If your plant fails to thrive within 30 days, please contact us. We may ask you to send us a photograph of the plant to assist us in determining the cause of the problem (and we may ask you to return the plant to us at our cost), we will then endeavour to replace the item. In the event that a replacement is not available, we will offer you an alternative item or refund you. This guarantee does not include any plants damaged by you due to lack of watering or lack of proper horticultural care. Plants may not be replaced or refunded if the plant care guidelines sent with the plant have not been followed. You will be responsible for the delivery cost of any replacement item.
    3. After 30 days, please contact us if you experience a problem with your plant. We will do our best to offer advice on how to care for the plant, and we may (at our discretion) offer a replacement item (either like for like or alternative item to an equivalent value due to seasonal availability) where a plant has failed to thrive. In those circumstances all you have to do is pay the postage and packaging charge for the replacement item.
    4. This undertaking is in addition to your statutory rights

Beware of

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 21:19

This is where i would be talking to trading standards.

Fork Handles

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 21:14

Fork Handles

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 21:14

I cut the grass and no I wasn't laughing like a crazy person while cutting it

We're going to be setting of some lanterns in a minute, I'll try and take some pictures infront of the house to show you

Fork Handles

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 15:40

B.I.Y. means; Bodge It Yourself

Fork Handles

Posted: 20/08/2012 at 13:48

I have a draw full of seed packets ready to sow next year, 30 Box seeds that have to go in the fridge in December for 3 months and I also have 100 Daffodil bulbs coming from teBay.

Hopefully me potting shed (Old outside toilet down the garden) will have its new roof with B.I.Y. skylight

What's the weather like in your area?

Posted: 19/08/2012 at 10:00

It hasn't stopped raining for 6 hours.....

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