Posted: 24/06/2013 at 22:42
Ooh Fidget - is that Derek Tangy land that you're in. I adore his books.
My mum and dad call me Tootles and have done since I was a baby, despite christening me Ruth! I'm 37 now and they still call Tootles. My better half calls me T-Bone. I have no idea why!