Posted: 04/02/2014 at 21:01
That is excellent Fairy although I see myself more of a scarlet emperor runner bean. Proud, tall, colourful with an appropriate name but modest too of course. Eva so 'umble me
What do ??ou call a cute joke in the garden? Sweetcorn. Look, I'm stuck here listening to the bulletins on the radio. What do ??ou expect? can't keep churning out these awesome jokes forever y'know.
What Veg do we grow on our faces? ...cauliflower ears.