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GardenIng jokes

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 23:52

What's the most creative veg?

Artichoke 

Whats the saddest fruit?

Blueberry

 

Leaving my garden

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 23:47

Glad you are settling in and enjoying it all there Hollie 

Gardener come.....

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 23:44

What a lovely relaxing way to work. Reading that made me feel quite relaxed.  In such a peaceful environment and with such wonderful stone I understand when you say "it's a labour of love".  

HELLO FORKERS!

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 23:33

Thanks pentillie

Maybe not the place to be right now 

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 21:01

That is excellent Fairy  although I see myself more of a scarlet emperor runner bean. Proud, tall, colourful with an appropriate name but modest too of course.  Eva so 'umble me 

What do ??ou call a cute joke in the garden?   Sweetcorn.   Look, I'm stuck  here listening to the bulletins on the radio.  What do ??ou expect?  can't keep churning out these awesome jokes forever y'know.  

What Veg do we grow on our faces?  ...cauliflower ears.   

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 20:40

I try to be inconspicuous Fairy but I guess the collar and tie was a bit silly 

HELLO FORKERS!

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 20:37

That's me. Hee hee 

HELLO FORKERS!

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 20:27

Dove, apparently the wind is easing...slightly....your son will be fine.

 

What is this plant/shrub?

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 20:24

Paddocks plants are brilliant.  They supply sarcoccoca very economically in 2 litre pots.  Check them out......cheaper than Crocus and equally as good 

( bet you will buy more plants,when you visit this site). 

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 20:12

Look, it was a spontaneous joke.  Thought it was brilliant...well I couldn't stop laughing as I typed it.    

How did you know I garden in tights Fairygirl?  Ah! I know.  You saw me in town earlier didn't you?  They were so warm and comforting that I kept them on all day.  Because they stretch I can carry all my groceries too so they serve another practical reason for wearing them 

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