You have a patio; stick it in the patio.
Look more like leatherjackets, the photo is not very clear. Either way a baddy.
Get hold of the county Tree Officer and he/she will give you advice.
Magnolias react to pruning by producing lots of unproductive 'water shoots.'
Dog's Mercury. A weed.
I think with that lot the bees/ pollinators will beat a path to your trees.
Pollination of fruit trees depends on having compatible trees of the same sort nearby. They are probably there already on other plots or in nearby gardens.
You can place a paper bag around a peach until it is ripe. May look unsightly for a few weeks but the alternative is to buy peaches!
Star gaze lily,one type of recycled beer is beer that has passed through a human before being applied to whatever - compost heap being a good destination!
It may also be obtained from a generous landlord in a pub.
Not really suitable, they grow very tall. The proportions would be all wrong.
Have you got the wires in place for the training?
Do not hack it down just yet. Let it establish first.
I am going to start a society against the cruelty that is perpetrated on fig trees!