Posted: 12/10/2016 at 07:08
Don't talk about bags of cables, there must be a dozen down the cellar. Chargers everywhere for fairylights, computer tech, phones, hand vacs and lord knows what else. More game consoles than you can shake a stick at. Theres a breadmaker, a mixer, a coffee maker, spare kettles, there's even an alarm clock shaped like a mosque that wakes you with the call of an imam. That was a present from a friend in Turkey.
I look upon my cellar as a way of getting my own back on the kids. All that picking up and tidying away of their cr*p will pale into insignificance when they have to sort out the cellar when I'm gone.