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FloLongTail wrote (see)

Presumably, Geoff, to ask the naked man why he's hanging about in your garden?

What exactly do you mean by 'hanging about'.

Building a snow person?

Oo-er missus have I double-entendred (accidentally on purpose) again.

My Bing/Bling! Has vacated the building! 

I can now see! 

Are those great tits in that photo Gary?

Let's just call it a Freudian slip.

Depends on the size of the tee-shirt. If it's the XL size, then I guess they are.

Lyon Greene wrote (see)

Let's just call it a Freudian slip.

or slippers

I've just been outside. Igloo not quite finished and being built - you can see the building blocks waiting togo up! There is no door, quite a good idea for the child inside

The gant ball is apparently to become a giant seat

Missed out on all that.tittle tattle.

Just pleased I corrected one of my spelling mistakes before last post

That snow doesn't look very white.

I've got some small areas of brown snow in my garden. I think it's where foxes mark their territory.

Have never built an igloo. Must be very tricky as you get to the top - trying to hold the roof up and putting the keystone bit in.

Oh my goodness!! Tits and Giant balls!! What has this thread come to??

Here's another Slipper! 

Deano's "Diggin It" wrote (see)

My Bing/Bling! Has vacated the building! 

I can now see! 

Geoff! Glasses! Great Tit's! Think I am on the money regarding This forum! 

Gary With a solicitor and a n army officer working on the top 'stone' I am sure it will be  'perfect' and ownership will be sorted as well

Muddy snow because a week ago the green was pure mud!

AAh Geoff that's changed the tone

How can you tell a snowman is lying?-

 His nose grows

Snowman funeral

Hehehehe

And guess what? I took the dogs for a walk, braving the elephants, as you do, and decided to pop into little Tesco for a packet of fruit gums or something. Got an 'Or Something'. They had the selection boxes of mini Green and Blacks going for £3 instead of whatever. Result!! I didn't get my requested box of G&B's at Christmas so I look on this as a belated pressy   Going to see if I can make them last a few days - hmmm, big ask

I feel that I have wondered in to a Carry on Gardening sketch