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here'd this one ........ You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
Its funny but its true
The old ones are the best
It wasn't the apple that caused the problem in the garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.
To boldly grow where no one has groan before!
These jokes are...............are........are.......jolly good.
Are they as good as wot I do tho?
No Verdun, no one can tell em like wot you do.
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out, as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes: -- I want my husband to have eyes only for me- I want to be the only one in his life- I want him to sleep always by my side- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs, and takes me everywhere he goes.The Genie turned her into an iPhone!
What did I say to my houseplant in the morning?
............ok, ok. I'll get my coat
Whats the fastest vegetable on the patchAustin Healey Sprout
Excellent quality joke NewBoy2
What did the sulking plant say.....leaf me alone.
Whats the most musical plant.....a viola, of course.
There's more. But later you lucky people.
My dog needs his lunch....he must think I'm barking mad.
Its the way you tell em Verdun
Thanks lily. Clearly you are a lady of good taste
My friend called her partner Treasure, when I asked why she said people kept asking where she'd dug him up from.
But of course Verdun
I just got stung by a bee!
Ten quid for a jar of honey!
Brilliant Brumbull, I like it. Reminds of the gag,
Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, 'How do you drive this thing?'
email = Letters from Yorkshire,
That's my lot, for a while
What have you got against Yorkshire? If they were a country they would have won more medals at the last Olympics than some very large countries.
... and dont forget Yorkshire puddings, York Ham, Harrogate toffee, Bettys tea shops,
and Harlow Carr gardens.
Hey fidget! Cornwall too would have won a few gold medals.