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It wasn't the apple that caused the problem in the garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.

To boldly grow where no one has groan before! 

These jokes are...............are........are.......jolly good.

Are they as good as wot I do tho?  


star gaze lily

No Verdun, no one can tell em  like wot you do.

John Harding

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out, as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes: -
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want him to sleep always by my side
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs, and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into an iPhone!


What did I say to my houseplant in the morning?

Aloe Vera 

............ok, ok. I'll get my coat 


Whats the fastest vegetable on the patchAustin Healey Sprout


Excellent quality joke NewBoy2  

What did the sulking plant say.....leaf me alone.  

Whats the most musical plant.....a viola, of course.   

There's more.  But later you lucky people.  

My dog needs his lunch....he must think I'm barking mad. 

Thanks lily.  Clearly you are a lady of  good taste 


My friend called her partner Treasure, when I asked why she said people kept asking where she'd dug him up from.

Secret Squirrel

I just got stung by a bee!

Ten quid for a jar of honey!

Secret Squirrel

Brilliant Brumbull, I like it. Reminds of the gag,

Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, 'How do you drive this thing?'

Secret Squirrel

email = Letters from Yorkshire,

That's my lot, for a while



What have you got against Yorkshire? If they were a country they would have won more medals at the last Olympics than    some very large countries.

 ... and dont forget Yorkshire puddings, York Ham, Harrogate toffee, Bettys tea shops,

and Harlow Carr gardens.

Hey fidget!   Cornwall too would have won a few gold medals.    


This has been a lovely thread, thank you Verdun. I suggest that for a while we leave this thread alone and leave Brumbull to it.


Some one PM's me


Brumbull, rather than upsetting forum members please send me a PM  detailing any  issues you may have with me & your views about Yorkshire.

Regards. KEF