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I'm a meat ignorant veggie. I thought roast chicken came out of the oven, not the supermarket
ha ha nutcutlet you can buy fresh roasted (spit) chicken nice when your feeling lazy
I'm sorry to hear about your daffodil poisoning incident (page 13 of this thread as I see it, 13/10/2013).
The same thing happened to my brother a little earlier (page 8 of the thread, 21/08/2013).
Thanks Peter, well spotted
I have enjoyed this thread a lot. Thanks everyone
I do indeed agree with the Boy! an excellent thread here ...
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can say ho ho ho. ...........ok ok ok. Off the cuff y'know
Why does father Christmas crack jokes? So he can slay..sleigh ..you with them .........just told someone this joke and the expression was not good. Must be good though cos I'm still laughing. Its the way I tell em......
I'll get my coat, shall I?..............
Sue, sue sue! Dear me!
Like it.....like it a lot
(you didn't comment on my rather clever jokes though? I have a feeling you were overwhelmed by their superbness and rightly so)
here'd this one ........ You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable nappies as gifts!
Its funny but its true
The old ones are the best
It wasn't the apple that caused the problem in the garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.
To boldly grow where no one has groan before!
These jokes are...............are........are.......jolly good.
Are they as good as wot I do tho?
No Verdun, no one can tell em like wot you do.
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out, as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes: -- I want my husband to have eyes only for me- I want to be the only one in his life- I want him to sleep always by my side- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs, and takes me everywhere he goes.The Genie turned her into an iPhone!