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12/11/2013 at 11:36

It wasn't the apple that caused the problem in the garden of Eden, it was the pair on the ground.

12/11/2013 at 11:41
To boldly grow where no one has groan before! 
12/11/2013 at 12:30

These jokes are...............are........are.......jolly good.

Are they as good as wot I do tho?  


12/11/2013 at 14:11

No Verdun, no one can tell em  like wot you do.

12/11/2013 at 14:25

A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out, as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes: -
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want him to sleep always by my side
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs, and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into an iPhone!

24/11/2013 at 09:20

What did I say to my houseplant in the morning?

Aloe Vera 

............ok, ok. I'll get my coat 

24/11/2013 at 11:36

Whats the fastest vegetable on the patchAustin Healey Sprout


24/11/2013 at 11:56

Excellent quality joke NewBoy2  

What did the sulking plant say.....leaf me alone.  

Whats the most musical plant.....a viola, of course.   

There's more.  But later you lucky people.  

My dog needs his lunch....he must think I'm barking mad. 

24/11/2013 at 18:34

Its the way you tell em Verdun

24/11/2013 at 18:43

Thanks lily.  Clearly you are a lady of  good taste 

24/11/2013 at 18:52

My friend called her partner Treasure, when I asked why she said people kept asking where she'd dug him up from.

25/11/2013 at 09:02

But of course Verdun


26/11/2013 at 12:06

I just got stung by a bee!

Ten quid for a jar of honey!

26/11/2013 at 12:24

Brilliant Brumbull, I like it. Reminds of the gag,

Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, 'How do you drive this thing?'

26/11/2013 at 13:08

email = Letters from Yorkshire,

That's my lot, for a while

26/11/2013 at 15:56

What have you got against Yorkshire? If they were a country they would have won more medals at the last Olympics than    some very large countries.

 ... and dont forget Yorkshire puddings, York Ham, Harrogate toffee, Bettys tea shops,

and Harlow Carr gardens.

26/11/2013 at 19:06

Hey fidget!   Cornwall too would have won a few gold medals.    

26/11/2013 at 19:47

This has been a lovely thread, thank you Verdun. I suggest that for a while we leave this thread alone and leave Brumbull to it.

26/11/2013 at 19:50

Some one PM's me

26/11/2013 at 20:10

Brumbull, rather than upsetting forum members please send me a PM  detailing any  issues you may have with me & your views about Yorkshire.

Regards. KEF