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07/11/2013 at 07:17
Dear John (sorry I mean James but that doesn't fit)
You are clueless, by name and by nature, you haven't got the foggiest how this thread is messing with my head. I know I have to take responsibility for my own actions but to be honest if you see it from my point of view the buck/book (?) lies with you, in the nicest possible way. I hope you can see the error of your ways. Lets get back to normal and forgive and forget, move on and see that the grass is always greener on the other side. Enoughs enough.
07/11/2013 at 07:34

Oh Mrsgarden,  you are an early bird, but thats the won who catches the worm  (oh dear have we had that one too)  i'm sure we are going round in circles.Don't

n let it boggle your brain Mrsgarden,  i'm still having fun, please keep me company side by side so to speek

 

And while I think of it, waste not want not

07/11/2013 at 07:53

Stop fannying about  spelling!?? 

KEF
07/11/2013 at 07:58

MrsG, think this thread has got under your skin.

Referring to a nice plump chap...You don't get bay windows in s*** houses ( toilets)

Ne'er a lender nor a borrower be. 

07/11/2013 at 08:27

Well i'll be blowed and i'll be jiggerd, the mind boggles, I think i've come to the end of my tether, ive got writers block.

07/11/2013 at 08:48

O'Dear Mr G you have it bad but it's on the tip of my tongue what it's call but when push comes to shove you can let it go however please don't count your chickens before they hatch and I do think you will be back I shall leave a candle in the window for you so you can find your way home on a dark and lonely night just turn on the light and the foot of our stairs

 James

07/11/2013 at 08:49

Feed a cold starve a fever.

A few germs never hurt anyone.

 

Last one not true.,OH and I both have bad colds........

KEF
07/11/2013 at 09:03

Get well soon Gilly & OH.  Your post reminded me of another one.

We all eat a ton of muck before we die.

07/11/2013 at 12:16

 Thanks KEF

Muck does,nt sound too appetising,however the cough mixture we have is pretty disgusting....

07/11/2013 at 13:51

Something my nan said a few times,

Your son's your son untill he take's a wife, but your daughter is a daughter for life.

07/11/2013 at 14:40
Got a couple wrong ....

Up a daisy, down a buttercup ( not the other way round)

An honest days work (rather than a good....)
07/11/2013 at 15:33

Thats the middle and both ends of it.

KEF
07/11/2013 at 17:59

Nothing goes to waste when you keep a pig!  MIL said that when my H lived at her house.

07/11/2013 at 19:02

Alls fair in love and war  (i'm sure i'm repeating myself lol)

Everything

 comes to he who waits

 

Don't ask don't  get

 

 

07/11/2013 at 19:05

Everything keeps jumping about, and my spell check keeps disappearing

KEF
07/11/2013 at 19:36

Same here Lily & haven't had spell check for weeks.

As you said,

Everything comes to he who waits.

07/11/2013 at 20:03

We've all got to start somewhere.

07/11/2013 at 20:55
star gaze lily wrote (see)

I've heard of the one Bill's mother from a Yorkshire friend.  

My mum used to say shepherds warning one.

Look before you leap.    Does that count?

Also something about mickle and muckle????

"Many a mickle macks a muckle," I think. Not sure what it means.

"Where there's muck there's brass."

"Where there's life, there's hope ... and need of vittles, as me ol' Gaffer used to say." - Samwise Gamgee, The Lord Of The Rings

 

The water one's in a half-appropriate song!

You'd better look before you leap; still waters run deep,
and there won't always be someone there to pull you out,
and you know what I'm talking about,
so smile for a while and let's be jolly.
Love shouldn't be so melancholy.
Come along and share the good times while we can.
I beg your pardon.
I never promised you a rose garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little rain some time.

 

"Barking dogs don't bite." (The ones putting on a show are just doing that. It's the quiet one sneaking into place for the kill that really means it.)

"Don't **** on your own doorstep."

KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

"Bull____ baffles brains." (Smart people get stumped trying to make sense of utter nonsense and stupidity)

KEF
07/11/2013 at 21:05

Charlie, Lyn Anderson "RoseGarden".  Crickey you must be about my age.

From Gran  Don't tell anyone anything you wouldn't shout from the Town Hall steps.

My Grandma yet again. If you've got a good un blind him in one eye if not, blind him in both.  Don't think she actually meant it.  Well Grandad had two eyes.

 

07/11/2013 at 21:46

Kef, you've just made me chuckle

Not old enough to remember 'rose garden' 

SWALK   sealed with a loving kiss

Theres one about--till the dessert sands freeze?

We can keep this going a bit longer 

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