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11/11/2013 at 20:36

Be afraid, be very afraid.  

Tash rash? 

11/11/2013 at 20:41

Come and have a go if you think you're hard

Mrsg    chin pie?? Do you mean a glasgow kiss

11/11/2013 at 20:43
Hmmm, ok, you did ask... Tash rash is what a girl gets after puckering up with her moustached beau! That's not the one I thought you'd need help with though!
11/11/2013 at 20:46
chin pie = Never heard Glasgow kiss but probably yes, similar to tash rash but more affectionate from stubbled father to young child.not really a kiss more a harsh rub in fun. Wish id not tried to explain that one !
11/11/2013 at 20:55

Lol, glasgow kiss means a head butt!

Knew what a tash rash was, just thought a bit cheeky

11/11/2013 at 21:17
I feel a right numpty now!
11/11/2013 at 21:51

You and me both.

Designer stubble.


11/11/2013 at 21:54

 a head like birkenhead

11/11/2013 at 22:50
Made me laugh Archie, but never heard it before!
11/11/2013 at 23:56

You're only young once, but you can stay immature for a lifetime.

12/11/2013 at 00:08

Tomorrow is a mystery,  yesterday is history.

Today is a gift, thats why they call it the present.



12/11/2013 at 06:32

Acting the rubber pig.

12/11/2013 at 07:24
Kef ? Is that the same as acting the goat?
12/11/2013 at 07:44

MrsG, not really sure. Acting goat I always thought meant being deliberately stubborn and awkward, or is it? I think we say it when someone is acting silly.

The rubber pig was something my friend used to say and it was usually when someone was doing something and making a right mess off it..meaning you are as much use as a rubber pig, which I took to mean no use at all. It was the way she said it that made it so funny.

Has anyone else heard that one?

12/11/2013 at 07:57
Thanks kef - making a pigs ear of it.
12/11/2013 at 08:03

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

12/11/2013 at 08:13

Kef, not heard of that one.

As much use as a chocolate teapot.

Up with the lark.

12/11/2013 at 08:22
chocolate fireguard
away with the fairies
Going Dutch
12/11/2013 at 08:27

Much use as Ashtray on a motorbike.

12/11/2013 at 08:30

Saw your quote on the other thread Kef, 

But sometimes its better the devil you know.  

He who laughs last laughs longest

Goes in one ear and out the other.