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11/11/2013 at 20:55

Lol, glasgow kiss means a head butt!

Knew what a tash rash was, just thought a bit cheeky

11/11/2013 at 21:17
I feel a right numpty now!
11/11/2013 at 21:51

You and me both.

Designer stubble.

 

11/11/2013 at 21:54

 a head like birkenhead

11/11/2013 at 22:50
Made me laugh Archie, but never heard it before!
11/11/2013 at 23:56

You're only young once, but you can stay immature for a lifetime.

12/11/2013 at 00:08

Tomorrow is a mystery,  yesterday is history.

Today is a gift, thats why they call it the present.

 

 

KEF
12/11/2013 at 06:32

Acting the rubber pig.

12/11/2013 at 07:24
Kef ? Is that the same as acting the goat?
KEF
12/11/2013 at 07:44

MrsG, not really sure. Acting goat I always thought meant being deliberately stubborn and awkward, or is it? I think we say it when someone is acting silly.

The rubber pig was something my friend used to say and it was usually when someone was doing something and making a right mess off it..meaning you are as much use as a rubber pig, which I took to mean no use at all. It was the way she said it that made it so funny.

Has anyone else heard that one?

12/11/2013 at 07:57
Thanks kef - making a pigs ear of it.
12/11/2013 at 08:03

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

12/11/2013 at 08:13

Kef, not heard of that one.

As much use as a chocolate teapot.

Up with the lark.

12/11/2013 at 08:22
chocolate fireguard
away with the fairies
Going Dutch
KEF
12/11/2013 at 08:27

Much use as Ashtray on a motorbike.

12/11/2013 at 08:30

Saw your quote on the other thread Kef, 

But sometimes its better the devil you know.  

He who laughs last laughs longest

Goes in one ear and out the other.

12/11/2013 at 08:59

It's better to keep quiet and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and remove all doubt.

12/11/2013 at 09:04

If wishes were horses beggars would ride. 

12/11/2013 at 09:06

Back to the drawing board.

A fools paradise.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

12/11/2013 at 09:10

Better the devil you know.