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" If at first you don't succeed, cheat! " Courtesy of Charlie Williams who came to our school to give us a talk. Headmistress nearly fell over. When Cliff Richard came she introduced him as Clifford Richard..not even Harry..
Met Charlie years later. He told me I looked like Veronica Lake, I'd no idea who she was. Older collegue said she was old movie star who had hair draped over one eye because she only had one! Always kept my fringe in order after that.
Well i'm back to square one,
Sorry dove still can't get PMs, just a blank page. But now its worse I can't send them either
Every drop counts
Pushing the boundaries (wonder who taught me that one!?)
What are you looking at? I dont know, the labels fallen off
'Labels fallen off' remember that one !
Falls on deaf ears.
Easy as pie.
A shot in the dark.
Hard as nails
Soft as. ... errr... fudge
Big as a brick outhouse
Keep your hair on,
I'd better be sloping off now
Sorry is the hardest word
A sorry sight.
A bolt from the blue.
Wide eyed and legless.
Sounds like you've got stars in your eyes, lily! Me? Ijust need to rub the sleep out of mine.
star gaze lily wrote (see)
Well i'm back to square one, Sorry dove still can't get PMs, just a blank page. But now its worse I can't send them either
I've sent them a message for you
Hope thats not staceys takeaway repeating itself dove.
As a child whilst clumsily trying to do something, my Mum would say "You're like a cow with a musket"
My Yorkshire boss of many years ago "Run a country? I wouldn't trust him to run a dog up the road"
All over bar the shouting
Red sky at night - shepherds' delight
Red sky at morn - shepherds hut's on fire
Red sky in morning, global warming!
My Mam used to say "Don't swallow your chewing gum as it will stick on your lungs!"
If you were caught with your finger up your nose my Gran would say that your face would fall in.
A skeleton in the closet.
Lets go round again.
Around and around in circles. I
A face without freckles is like the night sky without stars