Kate-there was nothing to be scared of-there is no such thing as ghosts- I know as I have seen every episode of Scooby -doo
And now for your delight some ghost -jokes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.
- Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
- Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.
- Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
- Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
- Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
- Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.
- Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
- Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
- Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !
- Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A: A boo-loney sandwich !
- Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
A: Transparents !
- Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
- Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
- Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !
- Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
- Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
A: They read the sheet music !
- Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday !
- Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
A: High sghoul !
- Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
- Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
- Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A: A terror-dactyl !
- Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
A: The spooksperson !
- Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: Howdo you boo, sir?
- Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo's!
- Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
- Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team ?
A: The ghoulie !
- Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
- Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
- Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
- Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
- Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
A: Soul music !
- Q: Where do ghosts live ?
A: In a terrortory !
- Q: What color are ghosts?
- Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
A: Just before someone screams !
- Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster!
- Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
A: Sheet belts !
- Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
A: Ghoulash !
- Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !