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My hens are Alice, Harper (Seven), Token, and Megan!

 Great choice of calendar - thanks Geoff.

Insomnia1973 wrote (see)

Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. 

Becks that is hilarious - especially that bit  

I love silly things like that!

Geoff, that is the exact same calender I bought Jess!! Am I disqualified as I will know what is in there!!

Alternative chicken names~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Roasted,Left Over,With Chips,In a Basket .Nuggets,Boiled,Tilkka, Korma and Oh No Not Chicken Again

Becks- you can be the adjudicator that proves I am not cheating-a very important role.

Ha ha ha! Sounds good to me!

It does mean you miss out on the glory though

I have just listened to wolf-phone

Ho Ho That sounds like me cooking the Christmas dinner hic!

Is that a chocolate one or just pictures? I'll let some one else eat my chocolate if it is.

As I know nothing about chickens I have to say they all look the same to me. I know you can get different breeds but working out one from the other 

You can cook them in different ways  

A chocolate one with pictures behind the window

Son has just phoned-wants me to help plant a hedge on Sunday-off to Crystal Palace again-all that traffic

Wolf phone very weird!

I don't mind, cause I'll be opening a real one anyway!

Ha ha ha Bjay!

Tell him it's 'National No Hedge Planting Day' on Sunday!

Have agreed now-going on my own anyway-it is the easy option

Oh well. Think of all the energy you'll be burning, and building up those muscles!

It seems really cold here today.

Is the fire on?-the heating is on here

Have just put the chickens back in the pen and there is like damp hanging in the air-not good for us oldies

Back again. Waiting on OH getting back. Answered the phone earlier- insurance co for OH car/contents so she snapped back 'not cold calling' after I said that we didnt want cold/courtesy calls. Grr!

Caz- loved the cartoon, so true. Still to do the rest, but need to know what everyone wants for meal tonight first as may need to get at freezer before I start cleaning.

Nurse been, had discussion on growing wisteria- after relevent book been consulted! She's relatively new to serious gardening & may have planted a few 'thugs' I think.......

Daughter has given me her rota till NY, so hopefully no more surprises of 'but I've got a day off/start late/ doing twilight shift/nights' I hope.

Right, shift yourself. J.

No, no fire on. But I don't normally feel the cold in the day. Have put my cardi on, and the heating kicks in for an hour at 3.30pm, so the house is warm for when madam comes home.

Am currently looking for a Father Christmas suit for her, for the school play. That nursery costs me a small fortune!

Is this e-bay again?

Why do schools etc think parents are rolling in it-what happened to stuff just made from old clothes and masks out of cardboard?

Actually -this doesn't seem to bad?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kids-SANTA-SUIT-Father-Christmas-Fancy-Dress-Outfit-Child-Girl-Boy-NEW-/140878916725?pt=UK_Clothes_Children_sFancyDress_RL&var=440087943846&hash=item20cd09ac75

If I was good with a machine, or knew someone who was, I'd attempt it. But I'm not, and don't know anyone either. I've only looked on Amazon so far. Will do other options later.

Is your book still going?

I bet you borrow that costume off Jess to post as your  Christmas photo, becks.