Fork Handles - Page 602

Ooh-er Pam a domestic dispute with neighbours-call claims direct now-still saves that motivational speech to yourself to get pruning

I have an idea for a game today-it is quire simple-just word association-each posting must end with a word and the next poster ends their posting with a word associated to it-funny ones work best

Eg-coffee-grounds-estate-will.........  etc

If it doesn't work them will try something else

TEA

sotongeoff wrote (see)

-each posting must end with a word.. .

Every post does end with a word. Unless there are no words in the post.

Wet-shirt?

Just heard a crash outside!!For ****'s sake!

 Back in a bit.

BAGS

Have you got their number Geoff.

TEA-------CAMELIA

sorry meant CAMELLIA

Wind is certainly having fun with Forkers gardens today 

Just been on phone to legal people, workshop, manufacturer to try and get my caravan damp problem sorted out. It's all down to when is a seal a permanent seal and not a replaceable one. It seems the seal that seals where the windows are cut out is not a permanent seal so if you get damp you have to pay and not the warranty £500 approx. 

Sorry not in mood to play at moment

MUG

I have wind too

(mug does not follow camellia)

PARKER-BOWLES

Maybe not but I feel one

CHARLES

BEHEADED

I love the way Becks takes photo. posts that. and then does the fix

AXE

The accident in Becks' garden looks awful.

Isn't that her greenhouse, and trays of seedlings, on the ground.

LYNX

LYNX???

Hi everyone - the rain is pelting down and its blowing a gale here. C'mom Dean - don't tease us and tell us about your bargain.  Just finished baking - mince pie anyone? still warm too.

sotongeoff wrote (see)

LYNX???

AXE- LYNX

Yes, it's one of the approved Christmas presents for men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9tWZB7OUSU

http://www.basenotes.net/company/102709

CAT

I'd love a mince pie thanks

Gary - hope you get a sewing machine, hair straighteners, eyelash curlers and pink fluffy slippers for Christmas .

GOLF